Borderlands - I Am a God Mod.

so i said the storyline sucked. but i didnt say the weapons did.

so. in the game, weapons can come from 3 things.
cooking, cleaning, and vagina.











actually. they come from
1. vending machines




2.creep drops
3. Weapon crates


all 3 have chances of dropping the world's most god modded weapon.
well, not really. weapons are generated by type , quality (level) and of course, their effects and stats. why am i explaining this to you? because there are many thousands of weapon combinations.

you see, the engine generates weapons by frankenstiening weapon parts together.

smg grip1 + smg barrel 3 + smg body 2 + smg scope 5 + accessory + smg stock 3 + other random shit = a smg dropped.

although some weapons have fixed effects, the above stated are all randomized.

so, the chances of a god modded weapon dropping....

are minimal.

hence, i decided to take POTENTIAL god mod weapons ( which means they were already god modded to begin with)

using a save file editor, god modded. them.

this is a snifer wifle i got from a vending machine for 1.5million dollars.



and this r the godmod.





lul. also it has infinite ammo.



when you start fighting crimson wussies, you require acidic weapons. more specifically, powerful ones. since im playing as the class of the gods, hunter, i require snifer wifles and revolvers that are quick, kewl and also that go boom.

hence we have :


YES, THIS IS THE FUCKING GUN THAT NEEDS 4 MORE DAMAGE TO BE 1337


and




if you're feeling lazy, tired of aiming?

don't worry, these SMGs go on even after you grow old and die, and by that i mean they have epic fire rates and infinite ammo i.e they dont use them.




corrosion no good for bandits and animals and shit?

no worries :



when you just want pure undulated damage, we have them too!



oh yes, this guns are frankestein guns :
meaning i combined different parts of different guns to them. they dont look like it, but they have sniper rifle stocks and scopes, smg bodies and assault rifle barrels.






now, time for pure showing off of my god modded weapons.

need pure damage in a jiffy against guardians?

we have them.



BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUURN




when you think you need some russian goodness in your hands, you have the :



sometimes, you find that you need to live abit longer to show off your guns.

hence, you need a good shield.
disclaimer : i did not mod this shield.




this is some shit that like makes your skeelz 2x more powerful.
its a mod that mods you.
note : this r modded.











WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO WITH MY INFINITE AMMO GUNS,
SOMETIMES, YOU JUST NEED TO USE YOUR FINGERS AND A LITTLE IMAGINATION.


PEW PEW PEW






Disclaimer :
90% of these items have been god modded or frakensteined. do not try to gun run these weapons out .


also, all of my guns are bastards. why?


TORGUE! Bastard Guns for Bastard People! - Greatly increased damage.

i r modded it onto every gun, niggah.